Well, that’s also why your definition of fun is completely different from mine.
I’m surprised you even have a definition of fun. Never would’ve thought it’d even be in your dictionary.

I will never be your toy and it’s none of your business.
You’re absolutely no fun. No wonder it was so easy for Stefan and Damon to ignore you while I was around.

Of course you had to show up. Look, I don’t have the patience I need to talk to you in this moment.
Too bad. I’m bored, and you have the misfortune of being my new toy. What’s got you so down? Starting to feel guilty for slaughtering Bambi and his family?

You all have my deepest apologies. But trust me, I am here to stay.
Oh yay. Because whether or not the wannabe Prom Queen was gone forever was all anyone’s been wondering about.

I’d be much better without them
Trouble in paradise? How alarming.

Lana Del Rey - “Carmen”
The boys, the girls, they all like Carmen;
She gives them butterflies, bats her cartoon eyes.
She laughs like God, her mind’s like a diamond.
Audio tune lies, she’s still shining,
Like lightning, ohh, like lightning.






